So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
"Dude we’ve worked on it for two years. We really hope the fans love it, everyone loves it. Some people might hate it, doesn’t matter! We’re really proud of it and we can’t wait to show the world what we’ve been working on. It’s been totally good to work with some of our inspirations and stuff like that. Some of our like childhood heroes. The Madden brothers, we’re just working with John Feldmann every day, like he’s produced all of our favourite bands, like Good Charlotte and stuff like that. It’s cool.”
Kiss Me Kiss Me - 5 Seconds of Summer
how to ruin your life:
- actually fall in love with a band member and think you have a chance